I agree with Hollywood! Don't vote!

Don't watch more than a minute of this video. It is as predictable as all the other garbage put out by Hollywood these days.

It did get me thinking though, and I have concluded that I don't want you to vote. In fact, I am openly pleading calling on a vast swath of our citizenry to just stay home. It is your patriotic duty. (And yes, I did say "duty.")

I have come to believe that most people are ignorant of history, civics, politics and government. In other words, they are as knowledgeable about governance as I am about the latest Hollywood tramp that looks like she could use a Big Mac and week in the Biddle.

So please, do us all a favor and don't vote if:

1. You can't name at least three justices of the Supreme court and identify them as liberal or conservative.

2. You get a good portion of your political news off of PerezHilton.com and think Obama's new grey suit is "fagalicious!"

3. You watch Deal or no Deal. For the love of God that is the most mindless show in the history of television! The contestants don't even have to be smarter than a third grader! Turn the damn channel or you will end up as stupid as Howie Mandel before you know it!!

4. You believe Rosie O'Donnell to be an expert on steel forging, or anything other than cheesie poofs and unsuccessful mental health treatments.

I could go on, but I'm afraid if I list too many more, I might have to singlehandedly choose the next president. I would choose my wife. She is one scary gal!! I don't think even Ahmadinejad is crazy enough to cross her.

Speaking of crazy, He and Rosie would make a nice couple. They would have to live in America though because we all know there are none of the homersexuals in Iran.

Actually, I have to take that back. As despicable as he is, a life with Rosie is a fate I can wish on no man.

Besides, judging from the jacket he wears, isn't being the last member bad enough?